The Awkward Aquarius

Lizz | 16 | Aquarius | Taken by the most wonderful person in the universe | insane


today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

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To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way

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situations where smartphones become useless

There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.

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when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

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u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

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