today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.
To think that 5894 days ago I was just sperm, I think I’ve come a long way
situations where smartphones become useless
There’s an emergency call button on the bottom left of the screen.
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
could you please put your crying kid on vibrate